There you have it! Share these jokes with your friend and spread some happiness today! Make a nurse laugh at a few of the best nurse puns. It’s probably one of my favorite pediatric nurse jokes. This nurse pun still made me giggle though. When I went to get my vaccinations the young nurse told me they were very nervous as it was their first time. Ha! That’s such a good response! It’s hard to deny the quality of this nursing pun. The nurse replied, “The baby looks just like you.” The husband again asked “So what do you say to the others?” “No,” she replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.” The smiling husband said, “I bet you say that to all new parents.” The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, “You have a cute baby.” I wouldn’t suggest it, but hey, it works! This is one the best jokes about nurses, but frankly it could apply to any stressful profession. Throw it at the last person who made you mad. What is the proper way to use a stress ball? This was more of a doctor joke than a nursing one, but still punny. Go ahead and add it to your nursing student jokes list. I wonder how many nurses or nursing students understood that prescription without reading the explanation. (That’s 8 ounces of alcohol every 4 hours as needed to a nurse) But it’s true, isn’t it? This could make the list for both doctor and nurse jokes. Share this joke with all your nurse friends.Īnd all the nurses say: SAME! This is the most classic of the nurse knock knock jokes. I bet so many nurses feel run down every single day. Patient, “The tire marks across my legs.” Umm….yikes! That’s some seriously bad news. Don’t worry I’ll give the good news to your widow.

This is more “oh that would seriously suck” than “oh that’s so funny!” The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. This joke reminds me of jokes I told in grade school. So they wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills. Why did the doctor tell the nurse to walk quietly past the medicine cabinet? Get it? I forgot how it goes? You laughed, admit it! I once heard a joke about amnesia but I forget how it goes. Text that to your nurse friends…I bet they roll their eyes.ĭid you hear about the guy who had his entire left side cut off?

Statistically 9 out of 10 injections are in vein. I seriously wonder how many nurses have used this pun before! Many non-nurses probably won’t get this one…ĭoctor to nurse, “How is the child who swallowed a few quarters doing?”

What do you call two ITU nurses holding hands? I bet so many doctors wish they could actually say this sometimes.

Nurse to doctor, “There’s a man in the waiting room who thinks he is invisible.” Where did the temperature go? Did you take it? How do you know the dead body by the side of the road is a nurse?īecause the stomach is empty, the bladder is full, and the rear is chewed.īeing a nurse is such hard work – no time to eat or even pee.ĭoctor to a blonde nurse, “Did you take this patient’s temperature?” I had to throw in a blonde joke or two! This was punny! Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? Sorry nursing students, you know how it is! It’s simple and classic, but still probably one of the finer nursing school jokes. None, they just get a nursing student to do it. How many nurses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Are you ready for some belly laughs? Here comes the nursing humor! If we haven’t shared one of your favorites, please add a comment with what you think are the best jokes for nurses.

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